Saturday 25 August 2007

Vastupandamatu internet :)

LINK
-Seal on palju rumalaid küsimusi. Kahjuks pole seda piisava põhjalikkusega läbi vaadatud ja osad küsimused korduvad. Miimid on talle/neile ka mingil põhjusel ette jäänud...

Minu lemmikud:
·If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
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What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
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Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?
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Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
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What would happen if an Irresistable Force met an Immovable Object?
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Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
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If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
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If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
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How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
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If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
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If you take a shower, where do you put it?
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Ja minu enda küsimus - Miks ka täiskasvanuid kidnäpitakse?

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- Worlds weirdest animals


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